Thursday 6 December 2012

Dear Laura Jane...

This is my open letter birthday card to my flawless roommate Laura Jane, who today is celebrating 'the third anniversary of her 25th birthday.'

We're pretty cute.

Dear Laura Jane,

On your birthday, I would like to tell you some things.

You are all of the following:
 
- A keen container collector.
- An excellent craftswoman. 
- Gorgeous in spite of newfound fear of necessity of anti-aging creams.
- Warm and caring, bitchface notwithstanding.
- Hilarious, particularly when unintentionally.
- Stylish, chic, and classily glamourous. Excepting your fondness for false eyelashes (and my inner gratitude for your inability to apply them to yourself).
- An acclaimed (by some, like me and my Mom) writer and blogger
- A great wit in manner of Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker or similar. Or at least Bridget Jones.
- A bright spot in every day.
- The type of friend who never judges, only supports.
- The type of friend who never forgets her friends, no matter how awesome Donut is (and he is admittedly awesome).
- The type of friend you can always lean on, get solid advice from, trust for good matchmaking, and just generally rely on.
- Somebody who never forgets what's important.
- An uplifting presence in everyone's lives.
- One of my very best friends.

LJ, you're the greatest. I hope your birthday is as fantastic as you! I shall do my best to help it along the way.

In conclusion, I offer an 'oath' from one of today's great thinkers and philosophers, Cher Lloyd:
'Wherever you go, just always remember
That you got a home for now and forever
And if you get low, just call me whenever
This is my oath to you!'
 
LOVE YOU BAB!
 
<3 Paul-John. Or Peej, depending on your mood and inclination.

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