We're pretty cute.
Dear Laura Jane,
On your birthday, I would like to tell you some things.
You are all of the following:
- A keen container collector.
- An excellent craftswoman.
- Gorgeous in spite of newfound fear of necessity of anti-aging creams.
- Warm and caring, bitchface notwithstanding.
- Hilarious, particularly when unintentionally.
- Stylish, chic, and classily glamourous. Excepting your fondness for false eyelashes (and my inner gratitude for your inability to apply them to yourself).
- An acclaimed (by some, like me and my Mom) writer and blogger
- A great wit in manner of Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker or similar. Or at least Bridget Jones.
- A bright spot in every day.
- The type of friend who never judges, only supports.
- The type of friend who never forgets her friends, no matter how awesome Donut is (and he is admittedly awesome).
- The type of friend you can always lean on, get solid advice from, trust for good matchmaking, and just generally rely on.
- Somebody who never forgets what's important.
- An uplifting presence in everyone's lives.
- One of my very best friends.
LJ, you're the greatest. I hope your birthday is as fantastic as you! I shall do my best to help it along the way.
In conclusion, I offer an 'oath' from one of today's great thinkers and philosophers, Cher Lloyd:
'Wherever you go, just always remember
That you got a home for now and forever
And if you get low, just call me whenever
This is my oath to you!'
That you got a home for now and forever
And if you get low, just call me whenever
This is my oath to you!'
LOVE YOU BAB!
<3 Paul-John. Or Peej, depending on your mood and inclination.
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